Aaaaaack! Run for cover!!!!!!

A wild animal is still at large after many hours of search. It was last seen roaming the streets of YOUR neighborhood and is fiercely dangerous.

This endangered species is distinguished by big hypnotizing eyes and no ears. I repeat, NO EARS.

It is only known as 'frenchious kitykatous'.

If faced with this wildebeest, RUN. It will run after you and try to make you think it is just a harmless earless feline, but it is not. As soon as it gets within striking distance, it will sniff you to death and lick your arm until the skin falls off.

'Frenchious kitykatous' also has termites. Yes, termites. Not fleas. Termites.

If seen, please call your local nut-ball, I'm sure it belongs to her.