Saturday, July 26, 2008

Things not to do while naked

  • Chat it up with your neighbors
  • Go to work
  • Take a bike ride
  • Weed
  • Set up a tent
  • Pretend like your not...at the zoo
  • Give a Power Point presentation
  • Try to explain to a cop when he pulls you over for not signaling
  • Buy lunch at Subway
  • Parent Teacher Conferences. Awkward!
  • Funeral
  • Play dates
  • Pick up a prescription at Walgreen's
  • Sing karaoke
  • Yoga
  • Hiking

Any other suggestions?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I wish I would have read this before I started weeding in the backyard. I sat my naked bumm on stinging nettle---ouch!!