What did you say?

The following are things that have either been said to me or overheard by me at work. With no exaggeration what so ever.

Enjoy.

• I gave you a purple sucker yesterday.
• What can I say...I'm an anal guy.
• It's your turn for me to do you.
• It is brown and moist. With white chunks in it.
• I must have been playing with my unit.
• I need something to suck on.
• If the hole isn't big enough you just have to force it in.
• Boss: Your sister kept accusing me of starring at her boobs at your wedding.
• Me: That's because you were.
• Boss: Oh.

Bear in mind that I'm taking these things completely out of context on some of them, but it's still amazing.

Have a good weekend friends.