- I am afraid of heights.
- My squishy gut got in the way.
- I got lost on the way to the finals.
- When I say 'I got lost' it means I was watching Lost.
- I love Lost.
- They don't allow drinking cheapy wine.
- It interfered with my Internet time.
- I was copying something for the billionth time for somebody who could've done it themselves.
- I was too old.
- My arms were too flabby.
- I drooled too much around Michael Phelps.
- I spaced it.
- I was busy making a Minnesota Tummy Warmer.
- I couldn't find a nice swimsuit.
- I was cold.
- Blogger was doing weird formatting things.
