Sorry Friends

You know that feeling you get right before you vomit? Especially the night of or morning after a alcohol induced frenzy? The kind of woozy you feel where you know for a fact that your head is not moving, but it feels like it is like after getting off a spinny ride? That oh my gosh just make it stop go away please now? The feeling that it would just be better if you actually did throw up so you didn't feel like you got kicked in the gut by a two year old? The one where even if you have a couple slices of toast and some OJ it just makes it worse, not better? When you are about a couple of seconds away from telling someone at work you think you are having a heart attack and you get all sweaty but don't because then they would think you are crazier than you already are? Or when someone says to you 'Ya know, you don't look so good. In fact, your lookin' a little green' (this was actually said to me by my boss)? Ever feel that way?
I have. Everyday since said previous posts' announcement. For about 5 hours out of my waking day. I'm not kidding.
I thought that having the case of the vomits that one day would make the feeling a little less but guess what? It didn't go away. Blasted 1st trimester!
The worst example thus far was on Thursday, when I had my dentist appointment. I wasn't feeling well at all but decided to just go and get it over with. I told them I was preggers and not feeling well but the lady insisted on 'just taking a look see' anyway. I sat in the chair, she put the obnoxious napkin around my neck and proceeded to push the magic button and the chair started it's trip to upsidedown city. About the time my head was 2 inches from the floor, every feeling I described above started to happen and before I knew it I my light lunch came back up my throat, out of my mouth, and onto the floor. So I thought. After collecting myself I noticed that it got on the dental hygienist lady's leg. Oh the fucking horror.

Please be patient with me if I don't post for a while. Things like this are hard to overcome.