Odd

Remember a while back I told you all about that pregnancy website I belong to that gives you weekly updates on what's going on with you and your baby? Here's the update I got this morning, and it's weirdness is right on par with the other one:

Welcome to Month 8 preggers! You have by now successfully made it
thru most of your pregnancy and the best is yet to come!
Your belly is now the size of a basketball, watermelon or the planet
Saturn. People have taken a keen interest in looking at it and if it makes
you uncomfortable, TOO BAD! Get used to it. This is especially
relevant if your belly button is poked out. So after people get a good
look at your belly, there eyes will float center and gawk at your protruding
belly button. Oh My Gosh! Look! It's a belly button on that
big fat pregnant lady! Look at it again, one more time, ok all better now?
No? That's ok, look again! Good times preggers! Even more fun,
your belly is so huge, that it actually makes your ass look smaller! How
perfect is that??????
In utero, your baby likes to kick, jab and punch. Especially your
bladder ribs and hips. This is a fun game that prepares you to not be
so irritated by your child when it comes out and pukes on you. If your
lucky, your little one will get the hiccups at 3am lasting for at least a half
an hour preventing you to sleep. Hey, think about it this way, you will
look like a whale as well as looking like you haven't slept in a week but your ass
will still look tiny! Whoo Hoo!
Only a few short weeks to go until you get to go thru labor and
delivery! That will be your next update so hang in there fatty!

Isn't that odd?

I'm fat,

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